Pride Goeth Before a Fall

Dear Lord,

Do you read the Brattleboro Reformer? If so, did you happen to catch the article, "Use of Wind Energy Expected to Grow Dramatically"?

What is that article talking about, Lord? I've read it and all I can see is an expectation of a lot of hot air.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

The article says, "[A] report, a collaboration between the Energy Department research labs and industry, concludes wind energy could generate 20 percent of the nation's electricity by 2030, about the same share now produced by nuclear reactors."

I can just imagine that after they read that, all those beatnik anti-nukers started tapping their ash trays on table tops at Mocha Joe's, lunatic with happiness over the idea that nuclear energy has been proven superfluous.

But just wait, Lord. Just wait until whoever is behind the production of wind ends up on the receiving end of complaints about wind radiation, wind safety, wind evacuation plans, and, worst, wind decommissioning funds. Then we'll see who is laughing.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

God, do you have any idea who produces the wind? Because if you do, I'd like to send him my resume, just in case.

Amen, Lord.

Fake-Rob (a/k/a The Last Man Laughing)