It's Hard to Work Here

Dear God,

I'm discouraged, anyway. Because I think it's possible that the activists have made the job of Nuclear Safety & Licensing Specialist so onerous that we're losing ours. And that just makes me worry that I, too, will eventually throw in the towel.

You're right, Lord. I could just be refusing to see that the glass is actually half full (I do have a job and with a company that significantly donates to community programs) and that change in general is good for organizations.

Anyway, I found this job posting yesterday:

Specialist - Nuclear Safety/License IV
Req #106190
Salary: $78,500 - $117,500

Responsibilities:
The Specialist, Nuclear Safety & Licensing will be responsible for the execution of the licensing processes and procedures at Entergy Nuclear. This includes:
• Managing of commitments
• Interface with the NRC Resident inspectors and inspection teams....

Then there's a whole bunch more stuff, ending with Qualifications, which includes "Technical understanding of nuclear generation principles and operation."

Well, duh.

You know the job that would really be a bear to have around here? Head of the Employee Assistance Program. There's almost nothing anyone can do to address this company's incredible morale problem other than cook up a batch of funny brownies and take them to a picnic. Though drinking during the day would probably do it, too.

Amen,

Fake-Rob