When Pigs Can Fly

Dear God,

I don't mean to sound pedestrian, but do you know the phrase, "When Pigs Can Fly?" It's urban speak for "not likely."

For example (and I'm quoting from Urban Dictionary):

Guy: Hey, sexy, you me lunch?
Girl: When pigs can fly.

or

Trusting Vermonter: Mr. Williams, do you think we'll get any help from Entergy on our decommissioning fund?
Me: When pigs can fly.

And so, to drive home that point that Entergy absolutely has no intention of living up to its promises to Vermonters to be financially responsible for nuclear accidents and for all decommissioning costs, I've posted this cute little game. It works! Really! And It's fun! Tell everyone, Lord!

Amen,

Fake-Rob