How Do You Spell "Safe, Clean, and Reliable?"

Dear God,

The New York Times has reported that New Flavors of Web Addresses Are Near." The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers has voted unanimously to permit the introduction of Internet addresses that go beyond ".com" and ".org" and all the way to ".sports" for (you've got it) sports or ".xxx" for porn.

Yipeeeeee! as we say here at Vermont Yankee when we're trying to sound harmless. We've been so lucky with our safecleanreliable.com web address. And now we can move on to:

• safecleanreliable.lies,
  
• safecleanreliable.inadequate_decommissioning_fund,
  
• safecleanreliable.old_plant_and_new_stresses,
  
• safecleanreliable.hotter_and_longer_bad_idea,
  
• safecleanreliable.disaster_waiting_to_happen,
  
• safecleanreliable.$_for_legal_assaults_on_truth,
  
• and more.

I'm working on some press releases and some new stationary, God. I'll get back to you soon to get your opinion.

But wait! Does anyone out there have any more ideas? Add them as comments to this post! I'm sure God is listening.

Amen,

Fake-Rob