... and a word about the Real Rob Williams, too. To no one's surprise, it turns out that Fake-Rob Williams and the Real Rob Williams are not the same person. The authors of this satirical blog have never even met the Real Rob Williams. We assume that he is not the sniveling, devious, inept guy that Fake-Rob is. We have given Fake-Rob those characteristics because that is how Entergy and Vermont Yankee appear to us through Real Rob's statements as well as through the statements of other Entergy and Vermont Yankee officials.
That being said, Fake-Rob is pretty normal. His favorite newspaper is "The Brattleboro Reformer." His favorite song is "Stairway to Heaven." His favorite cancer is testicular because, well, kids get sick from radiation poisoning more readily than adults do, and at least when kids get cancer, it's not often in their testicles.
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