Dear God,
The Brattleboro Reformer finally ran an article that I've long worried they'd run. It was about J. Wayne Leonard's compensation as CEO of Entergy. The article kicked up a stir, but it did not touch on some of the finer points of his compensation package, which is good. For example, it did not say that roughly 9.7% of the Katrina disaster relief funds that Entergy applied for and received went into J. Wayne Leonard's very own, private pocket, a nuance that I prayed about in March in The Wonderful World of Leonard and a whole year before that in No J. Wayne Leonard News Today. Thank you, Lord, for imbuing the Reformer with discretion.
And, golly, Lord! Thank you also for the fact that no one in our local media has yet made the connection between Entergy Nuclear Vermont Yankee and "a pattern of blatant and longstanding violations” at the American Embassy in Kabul. Oh, Lord, I just love secrets, don't you? I especially like them when they involve phrases like a "Lord of the Flies environment,” and "climate of fear and coercion!" It gets me so excited that, on days like today when I've got a secret that no one has guessed, I have to wear Huggie Pull-Ups® to work, and then wrap the arms of my suit jacket around my waist and dangle the torso of my jacket over my butt, all so people don't wonder know I'm wearing big-boy diapers.
I've got a secret, I've got a secret, I've got a secret. Oops. Heh. Gotta go.
Amen,
Fake-Rob
Saturday, September 12, 2009
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aw c'mon. do tell. do tell. It can't be that the drinkin' and pot parties are forced on the poor unsuspecting VY workforce by overbearing supervisors, can it? Or that the good people who have kept us safe these 37 years (aside from a few thousand cancer vicitms lost from our communities and families) are driven to drink by the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" policies of the corporation and their state and federal permitters, er, regulators, is it?
LaughingMama
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