Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Supervisor Tested Positive for Alcohol

Dear God,

Man walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Say, I can't serve you! Aren't you supposed to be stone-cold sober for your shift at Vermont Yankee, where you will supervise other employees and help them make the good decisions that might keep the people of Vermont and neighboring New Hampshire and Massachusetts safe in spite of the ever-present dangers presented by the plant?"

Man says, "Not that I'm aware of."

Good joke, huh?

Amen,

Fake-Rob

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is the whole point of testing. Apparently you live in a world where everything is perfect and nobody ever has personal problems. They test specifically to ensure that what you say happens does not happen. They have a mandated obligation to test and ensure fitness for duty.

Tell me this. When your kids get on the school bus in the morning, what do you know about the fitness of the bus driver to ensure the safety of your kids? What if the bus driver had a few too many last night? Your kids ( the very ones you claim are being killed by the mere fact the VY exists) get on that bus in the morning and no one blinks an eye. Or how about the 60 trainloads of chlorine each year that travel through Vernon, Brattleboro and onward through the state and no one even knows? What state is the train driver in?