Trending Topics

Dear God,

You know, with millions and even billions of dollars at its disposal, Entergy can bring some incredible technology to play supplying Vermont and the power grid with electricity, all while protecting the people of Vermont, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire from nuclear nightmare. Our resources and how we spend them are just two of the reasons I'm so proud to work here.

A third reason, though, is that, even though we're rolling in the big bucks, we know the value of a dime. And so rather than spend on a firewalled communication system, we here in the PR department follow each other on Twitter.

#davidobriensaysentergyhasoverplayeditshandinvermont
#notenoughdamnhippiescametoouratourcoolsciencefair
#shouldhaveservedcontrolroombrowniesthentheywouldhavecome
#notinthedrinkingwater
#todaysgroundwaterwillbesomebodysdrinkingwatertomorrow
#cardinogenicterotogenicmutagenic
#drinkitinfrontofusnotonyourlife
#clearlyanemotionalissue
#letstrytousewordclearlymoreoftenitsuggestsclarityandthathelpsourbrand
#theyreallywereduped
#istheresomethingwrongwithmrthayer
#becausethereissomethingwrongwithhistestimony
#differentinterpretationsofundergroundpiping
#differentinterpretationsofverticalslice
#ohnodavidobrienmaybegoingrenegade
#ohnopephewhesnot
#rebuildtrustrebuildtrustblahblahblahyadayada
#noburiedpipes
#thenrcisnotinvolvedinthatissue
#justaswellthatthenrcisnotinvolvedinthatissue
#samcollinsisournrcadministratorinchargeofenforcing safety
#in2002hewastheNRCadministratorinchargeofenforcingsafetyattheDavis-Bessenuclearpowerplant
#duringarefuelingshutdownengineersdiscoveredthatoverthecourseofsixyearsofinadequateoversightandinspections
#corrosivecoolanthadbeenleakingfromthecore
#thecoolanthadcreatedasix-by-five-by-fourinchcavityinthelinerofthecore
#allthatremainedofthelinerwasawarpedpieceofsteelalittlethickerthantinfoil
#italonecontainedapproximately2200psiofhighlyradioactiveinternalenvironment
#hadthepressureburstthroughtheremainingliningandintothereactorcontainmentbuilding
#itmighthavesetinmotionacoremeltdownjust21milesfromtoledo
#engineerswerefiredandbannedfromthenuclearindustry
#samcollinshadnotshuttheplantdowneventhoughhehadseendammingphotosofrust
#hewasnotfiredorbanned
#hebecameouradministrator
#mindlikeathinsheetoftinfoil

Those, God, are our trending topics. And Twitter, God, is God's gift to us. Except that sometimesthehabitofthinkingintermsoftendingtopicsishardtobreak. Asaremanybadhabitslyingbeingoneofthebigones.

Amen,

Fake-Rob