Destroying the Village in Order to Save the Village

Dear God,

I should be getting combat pay.

• We have come into Vermont and trashed the place, and it's not our place.
  
  
• We have sworn that there were no underground pipes, when the underground pipes were leaking tritium and other isotopes.
  
  
• We have promised transparency, while asking our attorneys to block the release of information central to our transparency claim.
  
  
• We have called our attempt to block the release of information an attempt to make the truth more widely available. "The purpose of the motion was not to conceal information, but to make it public," Larry Smith, my homie, has said.
  

Hey, God. Here's something fun:

Q: What do you call a PR guy who comes up with logic like Larry's? Or a VY executive who doesn't know that there are underground pipes containing radioactivity?

A: A radioactive isodope.

Amen,

Fake-Rob