Friday, March 6, 2009

Lust

Dear God,

Lately:

I'm a flexible guy, Lord, but this steady stream of news is getting me down. Earlier this week I had a one-two punch. At town meeting 31 towns (I think) gave Vermont Yankee a no-confidence vote, and then the VSNAP meeting on March 4 degenerated into bickering and sniping. And now all this on the Alt Energy front. Jesus.

I would like to pray for a moment with you about pornography, if I may, now that I've got your sympathy, God. (Don't worry. I'm not going non sequitur all over you again.) It's just that ... well, people have called Entergy's attention to energy production dollars over health and safety obscene, especially given recent advances in alternative energy. I know that lust is one of the Seven Deadlies, and I'm trying hard as all get out to avoid it. But I do think I see differences between Entergy's values and pornography in general, and I truly believe those differences are important for us to examine. Together.

For example, here's the flow of action in a typical porn movie compared to the flow of action here at Vermont Yankee. You'll have to click the image to see it well enough to read it, but I think you'll understand me when I say that we may sin in thought at Entergy Vermont Yankee, but not so terribly badly in deed.



Am I right, Lord? Aren't we looking pretty good--at least as opposed to most porn movies? If so, should I talk to the press about this to counter all the bad news we've been getting lately? Or would that be bragging? Pride is Deadly, as you know, and I don't want to die.

Amen,

Fake-Rob

2 comments:

walterantinuke said...

JEESH fake rob...

YOU really got my goat on that one by jeezum.
I was starting to think you were just goofing on the connections between pornography and Envy - ( ain't that too one of them there Deadlies?)
but I thinks with that there chart things you mighta really nailed her ahem it.

I gotta admit though, is it nice to say such not nice things bout porn?

Sally Mattson said...

Hey fake Rob,

This is one of my all time favorites! Bravo!